Monday 14 February 2011

The Mechanic - Cineworld Edinburgh - 13/2/11


Expensive designer watches? Check.

Impossibly beautiful women? Check.

Very fast cars?  Check.

Naughty sex scenes?  Check.

Shot of "The Stath" without his shirt on?  Check.

Very high body count?  Check.

A script that nobody really cares about?  Check.

Yes...it's another Jason Statham movie.

There isn't anything else to say.

The plot?

Really?

OK.

Jason kills people for a living.

He has to kill his own mentor.

It turns out he didn't have to kill his own mentor.

He takes revenge by killing the man who had him kill his own mentor.

He trains his own mentors son.

He then kills his own mentors son.

He lives happily ever after.

Honestly.

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